For every player who’s ever heard the chuckle of doom from behind the screen, this tee is your battle-worn badge of honor.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this shirt features the ominously playful phrase If the DM Is Smiling, It's Already Too Late across the chest—because foreboding has never looked so good.
Whether you're rolling for initiative or just rolling through life, this tee lets everyone know you’ve seen things… and you’re still here.
Available in multiple sizes. Surprises not included.
For every player who’s ever heard the chuckle of doom from behind the screen, this tee is your battle-worn badge of honor.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this shirt features the ominously playful phrase If the DM Is Smiling, It's Already Too Late across the chest—because foreboding has never looked so good.
Whether you're rolling for initiative or just rolling through life, this tee lets everyone know you’ve seen things… and you’re still here.
Available in multiple sizes. Surprises not included.
